Classic Chip Quotes

-From Broken Spell-
-"It's the end of the world! Just kidding!"
-Chip: I'll go, too! I've always wanted to go on a dangerous quest! This is a dangerous quest, right?"
Vida: "Perilous."
Chip: "Sweet!"
-"Everyone's in danger? Yeah!"
-"Ten seconds into the woods and we're already lost. All right!"
-"A parallel dimension outside of Briarwood? Do we live in a great city or what?"
-"A centaur! A real centaur! I want one!"

-From Code Busters-
-"I'm beat. And you smell like wet dog. Heh, heh!"
-"Being a super-hero is kind of a rip-off."
-"I'm totally scared. Look! My goosebumps! They've got goosebumps!"

-From Rock Solid-
-"Every price shall fall under my mighty hand, for I am Count Discount! Defender of the bargain bin! Hero to slacker and collector alike!"
-"No man has ever attempted this without losing his life!"

-From Whispering Voices-
Chip:"I say there, most incredulous fellow! You're standing in my moat! You will most likely be devoured b a crocodile!"
Nick: "Saltwater or freshwater?"
Chip: "Er-freshwater. I think..."

Xander: "Trust me. Someone took it. I mean, it can't have just flown away." (All look up to Chip, who is hovering above them.)
Chip: "Oh. So just because I can fly you think I stole the money?"
-"It was Xander's fault! It was!"

-From Legendary Catastros-
-"That was the scariest story I've ever heard. Tell it again!"
-"Oh! You must be the Troblin! Nick's told us about you. But he didn't tell us that you were so...well...freaky!"

-From Fire Heart-
-"The Fire Heart? No way! What's the Fire Heart?"
-"That's easy. My mom puts my cell phone in the dryer- and the next time we morph, my uniform is really tiny."
-"I always wanted to see a Boar Beast anyway."

-From Stranger Within-
Vida: "Yuck! It's tomato juice!"
Chip: "Oh, what, did you think it was BLOOD?" -Stranger Within
-"Pale Skin. Sensitivity to light. Sleeping all day. Thirst for blood? Textbook vampire signs!"
-"Garlic Clove! I knew it! You're a vampire! This is so great...well, except for you. You're a bloodsucking night demon."
-"This could be a 2-clove night."
-"Nice try, fang-face! But you'll have to get up pretty early in the night to pull one over on me! Ear plugs!"
Vida: "You wore that costume every day. You even wore it to Prom."
Chip: "I looked good, too."

-From Scaredy Cat-
-"A real live genie-- always wanted one of those."

-From Long Ago-
Nick: It's quiet.
Chip:-"Almost too quiet. Sorry, I always wanted to say that."

-From Inner Strength-
-"All Aboard!!! Sorry, I always wanted to say that."
-"That's weird. 'Cuz all the books I've read about Giants say they boil their dinner. Which just goes to show you can't always believe what you read, huh?"
Madison: "He talks?"
Chip: "Of course! Now, you're confusing giants with cyclopses and ogres."

-From Soul Specter-
-"If training to be a knight is like this, it's going to be brutal. When do we start?"

-From Ranger Down-
-"That bird's got a FOWL mouth! ...Sorry, couldn't resist."

-From Dark Wish-
-"You have to admit, this is one exciting adventure! Not knowing where we're going--not knowing when we're gonna get there--not even knowing if we'll get back!"
Black Tribunal: "So your world still has magic?"
Chip: "Well, yeah, but it's dark and evil and...icky."
-"And I want my cape back! It may not be important to YOU, but it is to me."

-From the Dark Wish Promo-
Vida: So we learned a valuable lesson. The right way isn't always the easy way.
Chip: Too bad. I like the easy way!
All the Rangers: Chip!!!
Chip: Kidding!

-From The Hunter-
-"If this was a role-playing game, I'd give myself a time-out!"

-From Hard Heads-
-"It's the Serpentina Arena!"

-From Light Source-
-"She does come from a long lineage of blood-suckers."
-"What can I say? I'm a gamer!"